Monday, January 11, 2010

LADY GAGA MAD-LIBS!!!

Okies. I LOVE Lady Gaga, however, some of her songs are very very strange. So, I thought it would be fun to make a Mad-Lib style of one of her songs.
For those who are unaware of what mad-libs are, I give you a list of types of words and you choose them BEFORE looking at where they go. Then scroll down and insert the corresponding word with its designated spaces. It might be easier to insert them if you print it out (at the very least, write down your word choices!). ENJOY!!! XOXO Mermaid
P.S. I might dicuss the possibility of making this automatic fill in with Seahorse of Doom for future uses. I would do this, but I have no idea how. That's why he is the webmaster and I am not.
Choose these words:
Nickname: ______________
Verb #1: _______________
Verb #2: _______________
Verb #3: _______________
Verb (ending in "-ing") #1: _______________
Verb (past tense) #1: _______________
Verb (past tense) #2: _______________
Verb (past tense) #3: _______________
Verb (past tense) #4: _______________
Verb (past tense) #5: _______________
Adjective #1: ____________
Adjective #2: ____________
Adjective #3: ____________
Place #1: _______________
Place #2: _______________
Body part #1: ____________
Body part #2: ____________
Body part #3: ____________
Body part #4: ____________
Body part #5: ____________
Mythical creature: _________
Animal: _________________
Type of physical affection: ____________

Now, use the words to fill this out! (Print or copy and paste for easy access!)

Monster (by YOU!)

Don't call me (Nickname)
I've never seen one like that before
Don't look at me like that
You (verb#1) me
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1),
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
You little (mythical creature)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1),
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1) out
You (verb#1) me
You (verb#1) me

Look at him
Look at me
That boy is (adjective#1)
And honestly
He's a (Animal)
In disguise
But I can't stop (Verb (ending in "-ing")) in those (adjective#2) (body part#2)

I asked my girlfriend if she'd (Verb (past tense) #2) you round before
She (Verb (past tense) #3) something while we got down on the (place#1) baby
We might've (Verb (past tense) #4) not really sure, don't quite (Verb #2)
But something tells me that I've (Verb (past tense) #5)him, yeah

That boy is a (mythical creature),
That boy is a (mythical creature),
That boy is a (mythical creature),
That boy is a (mythical creature),

He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell

He licked his (body part#3)
Said to me Girl you (verb#3) good enough to eat
Put his (body part#4) around me
Said "Boy now get your (body part#5) right off of me"

I asked my girlfriend if she'd (Verb (past tense) #2) you round before
She (Verb (past tense) #3)something while we got down on the (place#1) baby
We might've (Verb (past tense) #4) not really sure, don't quite (Verb #2)
But something tells me that I've (Verb (past tense) #5) him, yeah

That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature)

He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Instead, he's a (mythical creature) in my bed
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Instead, he's a (mythical creature) in my bed

I wanna Just Dance, But he took me (place#2) instead
Uh oh!
There was a (mythical creature) in my bed
We (Type of physical affection) on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1) then he (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#4) Uh oh uh oh

Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
That boy,
That boy,
That boy,
That boy,
That boy,
That boy
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature)


Lady Gaga's version!

1 comment:

  1. My version:
    Word Choices:
    Nickname: Mermaid Girl
    Verb #1: run
    Verb #2: jump
    Verb #3: cook
    Verb (ending in "-ing") #1: leaping
    Verb (past tense) #1: read
    Verb (past tense) #2: walked
    Verb (past tense) #3: slept
    Verb (past tense) #4:shopped
    Verb (past tense) #5: bought
    Adjective #1: green
    Adjective #2: ugly
    Adjective #3: smart
    Place #1: stairs
    Place #2: wal mart
    Body part #1: eyes
    Body part #2: nose
    Body part #3: toe
    Body part #4: pinky
    Body part #5: arm
    Mythical creature: dementor
    Animal: penguin
    Type of physical affection: massage


    Don't call me Mermaid Girl
    I've never seen one like that before
    Don't look at me like that
    You run me
    He read my eyes,
    He read my eyes
    You little dementor
    He read my eyes,
    He read my eyes out
    You run me
    You run me
    Look at him
    Look at me
    That boy is green
    And honestly
    He's a penguin
    In disguise
    But I can't stop leaping in those ugly noses
    I asked my girlfriend if she'd walked you round before
    She sleptsomething while we got down on the stairs baby
    We might've shoppednot really sure, don't quite walked
    But something tells me that I've boughthim, yeah
    That boy is a dementor,
    That boy is a dementor,
    That boy is a dementor,
    That boy is a dementor,
    He read my eyes
    I jumpthat girl
    He read my eyes
    Wanna talk to her, she's smart as hell
    He read my eyes
    I jumpthat girl
    He read my eyes
    Wanna talk to her, she's smart as hell
    He licked his toe
    Said to me
    Girl you cook good enough to eat
    Put his pinky around me
    Said "Boy now get your arm right off of me"
    I asked my girlfriend if she'd walkedyou round before
    She sleptsomething while we got down on the stairs baby
    We might've shoppednot really sure, don't quite walked
    But something tells me that I've boughthim, yeah
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor
    He read my eyes
    I jumpthat girl
    He read my eyes
    Wanna talk to her, she's smart as hell
    He read my eyes
    I jumpthat girl
    He read my eyes
    Wanna talk to her, she's smart as hell
    He read my eyes
    He read my eyes
    Instead, he's a dementor in my bed
    He read my eyes
    He read my eyes
    Instead, he's a dementor in my bed
    I wanna Just Dance, But he took me Wal-Mart instead
    Uh oh!
    There was a dementor in my bed
    We massage on a subway train
    He tore my clothes right off
    He read my eyes then he read my pinky
    Uh oh uh oh
    Wanna talk to her, she's smart as hell
    He read my eyes
    He read my eyes
    He read my eyes
    Wanna talk to her, she's smart as hell
    That boy,
    That boy,
    That boy,
    That boy,
    That boy,
    That boy
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor, dementor
    That boy is a dementor

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