LADY GAGA MAD-LIBS!!!

Okies. I LOVE Lady Gaga, however, some of her songs are very very strange. So, I thought it would be fun to make a Mad-Lib style of one of her songs.
For those who are unaware of what mad-libs are, I give you a list of types of words and you choose them BEFORE looking at where they go. Then scroll down and insert the corresponding word with its designated spaces. It might be easier to insert them if you print it out (at the very least, write down your word choices!). ENJOY!!! XOXO Mermaid
P.S. I might dicuss the possibility of making this automatic fill in with Seahorse of Doom for future uses. I would do this, but I have no idea how. That's why he is the webmaster and I am not.
Choose these words:
Nickname: ______________
Verb #1: _______________
Verb #2: _______________
Verb #3: _______________
Verb (ending in "-ing") #1: _______________
Verb (past tense) #1: _______________
Verb (past tense) #2: _______________
Verb (past tense) #3: _______________
Verb (past tense) #4: _______________
Verb (past tense) #5: _______________
Adjective #1: ____________
Adjective #2: ____________
Adjective #3: ____________
Place #1: _______________
Place #2: _______________
Body part #1: ____________
Body part #2: ____________
Body part #3: ____________
Body part #4: ____________
Body part #5: ____________
Mythical creature: _________
Animal: _________________
Type of physical affection: ____________

Now, use the words to fill this out! (Print or copy and paste for easy access!)

Monster (by YOU!)

Don't call me (Nickname)
I've never seen one like that before
Don't look at me like that
You (verb#1) me
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1),
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
You little (mythical creature)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1),
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1) out
You (verb#1) me
You (verb#1) me

Look at him
Look at me
That boy is (adjective#1)
And honestly
He's a (Animal)
In disguise
But I can't stop (Verb (ending in "-ing")) in those (adjective#2) (body part#2)

I asked my girlfriend if she'd (Verb (past tense) #2) you round before
She (Verb (past tense) #3) something while we got down on the (place#1) baby
We might've (Verb (past tense) #4) not really sure, don't quite (Verb #2)
But something tells me that I've (Verb (past tense) #5)him, yeah

That boy is a (mythical creature),
That boy is a (mythical creature),
That boy is a (mythical creature),
That boy is a (mythical creature),

He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell

He licked his (body part#3)
Said to me Girl you (verb#3) good enough to eat
Put his (body part#4) around me
Said "Boy now get your (body part#5) right off of me"

I asked my girlfriend if she'd (Verb (past tense) #2) you round before
She (Verb (past tense) #3)something while we got down on the (place#1) baby
We might've (Verb (past tense) #4) not really sure, don't quite (Verb #2)
But something tells me that I've (Verb (past tense) #5) him, yeah

That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature)

He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
I (verb #2)that girl
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Instead, he's a (mythical creature) in my bed
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Instead, he's a (mythical creature) in my bed

I wanna Just Dance, But he took me (place#2) instead
Uh oh!
There was a (mythical creature) in my bed
We (Type of physical affection) on a subway train
He tore my clothes right off
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1) then he (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#4) Uh oh uh oh

Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
He (Verb (past tense) #1) my (body part#1)
Wanna talk to her, she's (adjective#3) as hell
That boy,
That boy,
That boy,
That boy,
That boy,
That boy
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature), (mythical creature)
That boy is a (mythical creature)


Lady Gaga's version!

Questions for "One Time" Artist Justin Bieber

So I wrote this in Facebook the other day. It seemed a fitting entry for the blog to get this thing rolling.

So the little white boy who sings that catchy song "One Time" is adorable. And, like, 12. Yet, in this song he is so convinced he is in love. I don't think I was over boys having cooties yet at that age... regardless, I think that the lyrics leave many questions to be asked and comments to be made ((all comments in white, lyrics in red))

Me plus you,
I'ma tell you one time
Me plus you,
I'ma tell you one time
Me plus you,
I'ma tell you one time
One time, one time
[[if "me plus you" is what he is telling you, he already fails early on because he's said it thrice now. If there is more substance than that he is really building up to it eh?]]
When I met you girl my heart went knock knock
[[Sounds like a medical problem... knock knock is not a sound we want hearts to make. Maybe this girl really is unhealthy for him?]]
Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop
[[Cliche, but he's like 12 so its kind of cute i guess]]
And even though it's a struggle love is all we got
[[How is it a struggle yet? Not only are you little, you apparently just met her. Maybe the heart condition is the struggle?]]
And we gon' keep keep climbing to the mountain top
[[Stuttering problem?]]
Your world is my world
[[Well yes. Planet earth is everyone's world]]
And my fight is your fight
[[What fight? Are you letting your gf fight your battles? wimp.]]
My breath is your breath
[[...]]
And your heart
And girl you're my one love, my one heart
My one life for sure
[[Wow and people say disney princesses fall into the happily ever after thing too soon. At least Ariel was 16]]
Let me tell you one time
[[Still unsure of what he is saying "one time"]]
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
[[Ah... its that he loves her... first off, he's said that way more than once by now. Second, if you love a person, why would you only tell them one time? Especially if you are 12 and under the delusion that you will be with this person forever? Thats a long time to only hear "Ilove you" once.]]
And I'ma be your one guy
[[Aww sweet...]]
You'll be my #1 girl
[[...wait! How many girls does he have in order for her to be his "#1 girl"? Seems like she is getting ripped off here...]]
Always making time for you I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
You look so deep, you know that it humbles me
[[Not quite sure how this works, but at leat he is in awe of her I guess]]
You're by my side, them troubles them not trouble me
[[Please tell me this is an error from the lyrics site and not the song. " them troubles them not trouble me"? Seems like someone needs to pay a little more attention in English than to this girl]]
Many have called but the chosen is you
[[...For now]]
Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you
[[Aren't girls taller than the boys before they hit puberty? And anything? Nice. I'll take a new car.]]
Your world is my world
And my fight is your fight
My breath is your breath
And your heart
And girl you're my one love, my one heart
My one life for sure
Let me tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
And I'ma be your one guy
You'll be my #1 girl
Always making time for you
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
[[see above]]
Shawty right there
She's got everything I need
[[Really now? How is it that you already know what you need and I'm still looking? Must be nice...]]
And I'ma tell her one time
[[Once again, been more than once]]
Give you everything you need down to my last dime
[[Wait a minute... When did we shift who he was talking about? am I now the #2 girl? I don't think his "one love" will appreciate this...]]
She makes me happy
[[Cute but back to her?]]
I know where I'll be Right by your side
[[If she makes you happy, why are you at my side? Shouldn't you be with her?]]
'Cause she is the one
[[See last comment. I don't follow the logic...]]
And girl you're my one love, my one heart
My one life for sure
Let me tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
And I'ma be your one guy
You'll be my #1 girl
Always making time for you
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
I'ma tell you one time
(Girl, I love, girl I love you)
Me plus you,
I'ma tell you one time
Me plus you,
I'ma tell you one time
Me plus you,
I'ma tell you one time
One time, one time
[[same comments pertain..]]

I feel like he's told me many more times than just one.... This song confuses me so. So many questions. At least he is adorable I guess. Sounds like its possible for him to get his heart broken easily...

XOXO Mermaid

The creation of our blog.

Seahorse of Doom was driving me to Midway airport. I was leaving my visit in Chicago. I started making fun of the song on the radio and thought I should document my thoughts. Later, while waiting for my plane to arrive waaay after it was supposed to, due to wintery weather, I had the idea of making this a team project. The following text convo went on between Krakken and I:

((True Story: pardon Krakken's potty mouth))

Mermaid -> Krakken

Lol they have announcements at the airport about how not to spread germs. Apparently you are supposed to cover your nose when you sneeze. Who knew?

Krakken -> Mermaid
What the eff? Who makes up this bullsh**? lol

Mermaid -> Krakken

They also said you should wash your hands. What kind of witchcraft is that?

Krakken -> Mermaid

I'm almost offended at the thought

Mermaid -> Krakken

I knew you would appreciate that. So I'm gonna make a blog to criticize stupid songs, movies, and current events. We should be partners on this :]

Krakken -> Mermaid

I love you! That sounds a-f**king-mazing!

Mermaid -> Krakken

I shall put my "One Time" entry on it :] [Seahorse of Doom] is going to design a website for it

Krakken -> Mermaid

Lol, I feel our airport convo should make it too

Mermaid -> Krakken

I agree :

Krakken -> Mermaid

I was reading it to my mom and she laughed.

Mermaid -> Krakken

Lol they also have h1n1 shots here. O_o i know thats what I want from an airport. Not only will I deal with screaming babies my arm will hurt too

((end sharable convo))

Then we started talking about boys and junk. Hey we are college girls, what else do you expect? But, as the title suggests, this is how our blog was born. And as promised Krakken, I posted our airport convo :]

XOXO Mermaid